A man walks into a bar with a Mallard duck draped over his head, it's wings hanging over the man's ears. This garners stares from the other patrons, as the man sits down.
"Wow, that's weird! Where'd you get that?" asks the bartender.
"Outside!" says the duck. "There're thousands of them!"
Man With A Duck
Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano
Friday, 6 April 2018
