Died and Went to Heaven

Submitted by this_is_my_screen_name

Thursday, 16 November 2017

A priest had died and went to heaven. He was approached by Saint Peter, who said, "We've been expecting you. As you have lived such a righteous life, we have prepared some magnificent quarters for you to spend all of eternity. If you would kindly follow me, I'll show you to them".

As the priest followed Saint Peter, he noticed a man who was surrounded by a lavish feast of the finest food, angels waiting on him and pouring him the finest wine as he lounged in the finest chair and given everything he could have possibly desired. He couldn't wait to see how he was going to be spending eternity.

But when he arrived at his quarters he was disappointed and said, "is this some kind of joke? I am a man of the cloth and all I get is a small room with a TV and a mini bar, yet the man I just passed had the best wine, the best food, everything. What is that man compared to me, the pope or something?"

Saint Peter replied, "Erm...well you see that man you just saw was a very special case. He's the first lawyer we've ever had".

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