I don't see what everyone has against terrorism. It sure looks like a blast to me.
A little girl asks, "Mama, can I have Abdul's room when he blows up?"
One of the things I hate about the terror scare is that I cannot greet my friend Jack on a plane ("Hi Jack!!!") or say how much I enjoy my music ("Hey, this song's the bomb!") without getting arrested.
Speaking of planes, can you imagine a naked hijacker getting on a plane? If the TSA doesn't rip them a new one, their concealed gun certainly will. I don't think any guy would conceal a stick of dynamite that way unless they were gay or female, since who else likes elongated, cylindrical things in their bum?