Trump always insisted that he and Melania have sex doggy-style, in the dark.
One time, when they were just getting into it, a maid comes into the room and puts the light on. Melania, startled, looks back to see Trump's penis small and placid, while in his hands was a large dildo.
Melania throws a fit and insists that Donald explain what was going on.
Donald said, "I'll explain the dildo when you explain our son Barron."