Donald Trump in the Bedroom

Submitted by Al N.

Sunday, 22 January 2017

Trump always insisted that he and Melania have sex doggy-style, in the dark.

One time, when they were just getting into it, a maid comes into the room and puts the light on. Melania, startled, looks back to see Trump's penis small and placid, while in his hands was a large dildo.

Melania throws a fit and insists that Donald explain what was going on.

Donald said, "I'll explain the dildo when you explain our son Barron."

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