Q: What's the difference between Free Willy and Nicolas Cage?
A: Free Willy is more attractive than Nicolas Cage.
Q: Why was Nicolas Cage cast to be the Wicker Man?
A: Because he used to sell candle wicks.
Nicholas Cage walks into a bar. He sits down next to Chuck Norris. They begin to chat and Nicolas Cage jokingly says that 'Chuck Norris' is a bad name for a ginger. Chuck Norris replies by saying he had a turd that he called Nicolas Cage. Just because he could.