Fishy

Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 16 May 2016

I was going past a local shop that deals with everything concerning fishing when I saw this large notice in the window: CRAP KIT.

I went in to tell the proprietor that he had unfortunately spelt Carp wrong.

'You've got this notice in your window, mate, which has got a spelling mistake. There's Crap Kit instead of Carp Kit.'

'There's no mistake' he replied 'haven't you ever wanted to have a crap when you've been out fishing?'


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