I was going past a local shop that deals with everything concerning fishing when I saw this large notice in the window: CRAP KIT.
I went in to tell the proprietor that he had unfortunately spelt Carp wrong.
'You've got this notice in your window, mate, which has got a spelling mistake. There's Crap Kit instead of Carp Kit.'
'There's no mistake' he replied 'haven't you ever wanted to have a crap when you've been out fishing?'