A Duck Walks Into A Bar

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Friday, 16 October 2015

A duck walks into a bar and orders a ham sandwich and a pint - the barkeep sez "holy shit, a talking duck! leave me your number, i can get you a job at the circus", the duck replies, "wtf would they want with a plasterer?" 5 words to reach Maximum


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