A rich arrogant man walked into a large non-profit organization. "I want to talk to the Head Pig in Charge of this Trough."
The receptionist was offended. "Sir, if you're going to talk like that, you can just turn around and leave right now."
The man retorted quickly. "I was going to donate $6 million dollars today...but if you say so..."
The receptionist blurted, "Sir, Porky just walked in."