When JK Rowling was asked what she most enjoyed reading, she said, 'My royalty statements.'
'If at first you don't succeed, try reading the instructions.' - St Manual of Ikea.
'That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Timeshare.' - Realtor Magazine.
'People say I'm a complete idiot for embracing Scientology. I reject that. I'm not a complete idiot because no-one's perfect.' - Tom Cruise.
'Sorry? Of course I'm sorry. Have you seen my bloody phone bill?' - Rebekah Brooks, former Chief Executive of News.