Contemporary Quotes

Submitted by Mark McKirdy

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

When JK Rowling was asked what she most enjoyed reading, she said, 'My royalty statements.'

'If at first you don't succeed, try reading the instructions.' - St Manual of Ikea.

'That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Timeshare.' - Realtor Magazine.

'People say I'm a complete idiot for embracing Scientology. I reject that. I'm not a complete idiot because no-one's perfect.' - Tom Cruise.

'Sorry? Of course I'm sorry. Have you seen my bloody phone bill?' - Rebekah Brooks, former Chief Executive of News.

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