Awesome Joke

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 28 February 2015

A horse walks into a bar and orders himself a vodka and tonic, the barman pours it and continues wiping glasses.

Horse: Why the long face?
Barman: Excuse me?
Jewish Guy: This clown tastes funny.
Barman: Not again
Horse: I don't belong in this joke do I Dave?
Barman: No, sorry Jeff, this is the cannibal joke, enjoy the Vodka Tonic though. Hang around if you want. We are doing the Jewish Guy walks into a bar Titanic joke next.
Clown: Iceberg! Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?
Barman: Oh for fucks sake!


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