Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's the police.
The police who?
Listen, we haven't time for this. We just came to tell you that your wife has been injured in a car accident and your presence is required at the hospital.....
Oh, Jesus Christ, not Petra, and on her birthday.
Could you open the door please? This is becoming quite awkward.
Knock Knock Joke
Submitted by D P Whitehead
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
