Larry is tired of the corporate rat race, so he quits his job and moves up north into a cabin by himself. He's happy, but a little bored after six months out in the wilderness, until a loud knocking his heard at his front door. He answers it, and finds a rather large 6-foot-6 tall man with a beard, looking like a lumberjack, before him.
"Hello, The name's Big Jim. I'm your neighbor from a couple miles down the road, and thought I'd say hello."
"Well that was very nice of you. My name's Larry."
"So, tell you what," says Big Jim, "I'm throwing a party tomorrow night at my place, and thought you'd like to come by? Gonna throw some burgers and steaks on the barbeque."
"Sounds great! Thank you, uh, 'Big Jim'! I'll be there." replies Larry.
Big Jim turns to leave, but looks back at Larry and adds, "Probably get into some drinking, too. Start off with beer, maybe get into the harder stuff. Whiskey, tequila, whatever."
"Great!" replies Larry. "I like to drink."
Big Jim nods and begins to leave, but turns around again. "Probably also gonna have some dancing there. Fast stuff at first. Maybe some slow dancing once the liquor kicks in."
"That's even better!" smiles.Larry. "I haven't danced in years!"
Big Jim turns around to leave once more, but looks back at Larry and adds, "And the dancing will probably lead to some crazy sex. Probably get really hot and wild ."
By now, Larry is excited about the party and can't wait for some fun. "Sounds great! I'm in! So, Big Jim, what should I wear?"
Big Jim shrugs his broad shoulders, and replies, "Don't matter much. Just gonna be me and you."