An airport worker at one of America's largest package delivery companies has pleaded Not Guilty to stealing a $160,000 diamond before trading it for a $20 bag of weed.
20 year-old Wally Morrison said he swallowed the sparkler as a homeopathetic indigestion remedy before retrieving it eventually at the other end.
Your Honor I was just living out the old IBS motto of 'What Can Brown Do For You?', the defendant told the judge.
Don't you mean 'UPS motto'? His Honor inquired.
Uh, no, Your Honor, IBS as in Irritable Bowel Syndrome... they're really big in the brown package business.