I had a nightmare on my most recent visit to hospital.
I came across this sign Minor Surgeryand looked into the clinic. There were young boys and girls carving up bodies as they were learning how to carry out surgery and I was next on the list!
I moved on quickly to be confronted by a sign Joint Injections.
I looked inside the room to be confronted with two nurses shoving needles into a prone body together. Again, I was next on the list.
I woke up on my ward sweating. I said I wanted an immediate discharge and a nurse ran for a bedpan.
