Second Amendment Rewrite

Since the NRA finds this phrase--"being necessary to the security of a free state"--so pesky anyway, here is my proposal for rewriting the 2nd Amendment: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the self-esteem of paranoid men with small dicks, the right of the people to keep and bear AR-15s, even crazy fucks like Elliot Rodger and Adam Lanza, shall not be infringed."