There was this bloke who fancied having sex with his wife but she said she couldn't do anything with the kids around.
So they went to a deserted beach and made love. However a prying policeman noticed the couple and shouted to them that they had to stop.
'I will not be arresting you' the policeman said to the man 'as it is your first offence. But the woman will have to come with me to the station. This is the third time I have seen having sex on this beach and with different men every time!'
