Making Love One Was Only One I Feel Guilty Over.

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 27 March 2014

Men will do nothing until you turn it into a sport of some kind. For instance, I got Moley Jr. and his dad into "Who can shove snow faster."

Then there was the one on how long it takes to vacuum the whole house.

I feel a little guilty about the one I made up about how many times Jenny next door and her Herby made love in one night.

Moleturd is in his third week of recovery...and you better not touch him or he'll deck you.

Plus the fact that Miley Moleturd is now in therapy, as she came in and surprised us at seven A.M. the next morning.

I'm so tired of hearing, "My dad can turn blue!"

-Murdy Moleturd

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