Difficult Questions

Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 23 March 2014

There was this bloke who always felt his prick was inadequate. So he made sure his wife was half sleep when ever he had sex. He quickly put on the dildo and gave what he thought was a great performance.
His wife, however, after some years began to suspect something and felt down to find a dildo.
'How do you explain this?' she asked.
'How do you explain the kids?' he replied.

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