You Have Something On Your Tooth!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

Man approaches Moleturd at the Old Martha Grimes Pub.

"Would you give me $5 for this toothbrush?"

"Go away. You're crazy."

"How about a dime for this delicious brownie?"

"Well, that sounds reasonable. Moleturd takes a bite and spits it out. This stuff tastes like crap!"

"It IS crap. Wanna buy a $5 toothbrush?"

-I.M. Moleturd

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