Man approaches Moleturd at the Old Martha Grimes Pub.
"Would you give me $5 for this toothbrush?"
"Go away. You're crazy."
"How about a dime for this delicious brownie?"
"Well, that sounds reasonable. Moleturd takes a bite and spits it out. This stuff tastes like crap!"
"It IS crap. Wanna buy a $5 toothbrush?"
-I.M. Moleturd