The prison had finally caught all the prisoners that had escaped and the five men were standing before the Warden.
"I know you guys are expecting the worst from me but I'll tell you what, if you will answer me two questions, we'll pretend the event never happened."
All five agreed.
1. Why did you break out?
"Well Sir, we just could not take another day of the prison food. We decided we'd rather be shot than eat that mush."
2. How did you get out from all the barred doors?
"Well Sir, we hacked the bars into with the toast!"
