A couple air-heads from warmer climes loved to fish, so they wanted to try some ice fishing.
They'd took off up to Canada and found a nice, big frozen lake with a little bait shop nearby where they got all their tackle - including a sturdy ice pick.
About an hour later, one of them was back at the shop and bought another ice pick. In another hour the air-head was back, and said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you got."
The bait man said, "Well, OK -- How are you doing out there?"
"Not very well at all," said the air-head. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."