Jimmy Savile and royal advice

Submitted by queen mudder

Thursday, 13 March 2014

The old perv once told Prince Philip he found older women absolutely terrifying and the thought of shagging one gave him panic attacks.

I totally sympathise Prince Philip remarked before recalling some dreadful aversion therapy he'd once experienced from the Queen Mother.

Boy, did that teach me a lesson Philip exclaimed, but definitely worth it because that's the last time I ever got into some sort of terrible flap.

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