The Mailman

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Monday, 10 March 2014

After 15 years working as a mailman Pete is told by his supervisor that, due to cuts, he is being fired.

Word gets around and the people on his round decide to help him out.

When he arrives at the first house, after word gets out he is being let go, he receives an envelope from the house owner, containing $10 a note wishing him luck.

At the second house, the owners present him with a bottle of wine, and thank him for his service.

This happens at nearly home on his round.

Finally he arrives at the last house on his round, he is met at the door by a very attractive naked woman.

She leads him by the hand and takes him up to the bedroom, where she gives Pete a great time.

When the sex over, they go downstairs, and she makes him a fantastic breakfast.

As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"This is amazing," he says, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," says the woman, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Fuck him. Give him a dollar.'

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