Ugly Kid?

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 8 March 2014

I have 4 kids, all absolutely beautiful, gorgeous in fact, apart from Colin, Colin is ugly as hell, to be honest one of the most ugliest kids I have ever seen.

So, I asked my wife, to be honest, to tell me the truth, to tell me Colin wasn't mine, that she had in fact cheated and this ugly kid wasn't mine.

She assured me, 100%, and swore on a bible that he was mine. It were the other 3 that weren't mine.

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