Naked Wife

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"

He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor.

"That's odd, what are you doing here?" says the husband. Then he realizes his marriage is a sham and that indeed his wife is cheating on him and is not really having a heart attack.

Several days later, he took his own life.

Happy now? Well, are you?

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