Two Horses

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

A farmer walks into a bar looking frustrated and perplexed.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The farmer replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know what to do."

The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

The guy says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it. Should I do the white one or the black one?"

The bartender, obviously perplexed by the farmers stupidity, asks him to leave the bar quite simply because he ruined a joke that could have gone for a lot longer.

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