Ms. Moleturd and the Complete Idiot.

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 22 February 2014

I hate these dating games because that is what they are. You ask about her life and she tells you hers and you eat and talk really nice to each other.

Why can't we just ask up front, "Are you a complete idiot or not?"

Then he can answer, "Why do you think I'm here on a blind date with you?"

"Hey, that's an honest answer. I like that in my complete idiots."

-Bridey Moleturd.

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