New Love

Submitted by The Ruling Authority

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

The boyfriend was home, the girlfriend was at work. He sent her a text message: I love you so much. I miss you so much, even though we have been apart for but a few hours. I await your return with baited breath.
She replied: I hope you brush your teeth before I get there.

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