Sometimes at a bar I'll see this guy really drunk so I'll go up to him and say something like, "Hey Old Buddy, you're really messed up, why not give me the car keys and I'll see you safely home." Then, after I get him there and the car is really nice, I borrow it just to teach him a lesson.
That's my story officer and I'm sticking to it! Yes, I know that was a year ago.
-I.N. Gel
