I went to a new bar on the rough side of town for the first time and this big old hairy bartender came over and demanded, "So what do YOU want?" So I said, "Whatever you wish to bring me, Sir." So he turned back and tossed me a Molotov Cocktail, which I, thankfully caught and ran with it out the door amidst all the laughter.
Then I tossed it back in!
