If Life Gives You A Hook?

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 15 February 2014

Some things always look worse at the beginning but turn out better than OK. For instance, my losing my foot while stuck on a train track and having to replace it with a hook. Who knew that that very incident would lead me to set some all-time records and a great career climbing telephone poles for the telephone company plus earn a lot of money from slipping up on parked couples and lying on the car until girl really needs cuddling.

I get 4-5,000 dollars of tax free tips from the guys for that bit of acting out the old urban legend.

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