The kid next doors parents say he has a High IQ so he may not can help hisself. Poor little guy got glasses an inch thick. Bottleneck glasses I think They're called. I guess that's why he don't use contract lens, they'd be too thick.
Any way, he told me that he was into Vampires and if I was one.
I told him, "It's 11 AM and I'm wearing sunglasses, what do you think.
He then came out with some kind of figures. Probably that IQ stuff working on him to where he can't help hisself.
Maybe he'll outgrow it.
-Sissy Moleturd