The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door. Don't slouch!
Ushers will eat latecomers. Excuse, Ushers will eat latecomers seat.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung today totally without musical accomplishment.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.