Avoid Penis Stretcher From Nigeria

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Heres a tip: Do not order a penis-stretcher made in China and advertised by Nigeria. Mine turned out to be something called Chinese Handcuffs and it worked exactly like them.

The wife and I wound up locked together and in the emergency room at the hospital. Even cold water didn't work until the third shower after the muscle relaxers.

I.B. Moleturd

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