More Better Read Thsoe hospital Charts Closely #2

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 31 January 2014

1. Patient's medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
three days.

2. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for

3. She is numb from her toes down.

4. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

5. The skin was moist and dry.

6. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

7. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

8. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

9. She stated that she had been constipated for most of
her life, until she got a divorce.

10. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car
for physical therapy.

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