That Wile E. Coyote spent so much time and money trying to catch and eat the Roadrunner, it makes you wonder why he didn't just say "Screw it!" and mail-order a jumbo basket of Hickory Farms stuff.
(Doug Frank)
Well Frank, for one thing, Acme doesn't even carry any Hickory Farms stuff! You should have checked that out first.
(I.M. Moleturd)
