What's wrong with Wally World these days? They won't even answer your calls. They also laid off all those greeters! Can't find a short or riding shopping cart!
The other day, I asked them a simple question and they hung up.
I said, what time do you open?
"We stay open 24 hours, Sir."
Is that eastern or central standard time?
Nothing!
-I.B.Moleturd
