Why is there always so much Bad news in the newspapers and on the television news? The doctors say coffee is good for you. Then they say it is bad for you.
Then there's beer. I got that figured out so I don't listen to them.
OK. I realize that alcohol can destroy your brain cells. But, if we only use ten percent of our brain anyway, I don't think the other 90% will know the difference. Drink up!
I.M. Moleturd
