A husband and wife were in their bedroom and the woman says to her husband, 'I wish I had bigger breasts'.
The husband says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your breasts for 2 months'.
'How will that help to make my breasts bigger?' asks the wife.
'Well it worked for your rear end' says the husband.
Police now say those were the last words he ever said.
