Hockey Is A Lot Different

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 18 January 2014

The best I can find out is that the difference between a game called soccer and one called hockey is that soccer is a game in which you
aren't allowed to use your hands, whereas hockey is when you sit on a chamber pot and strain every muscle trying to dislodge a trail of used food.

-I.M. Moleturd

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