Never Say These things To A Cop Who Has Pulled You Over! #3

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

1. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? It might help if you applied with big shoes and a red ball-nose.

2. I pay your salary young man!

3. So uh, you on the take or what?

4. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

5. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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