1. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? It might help if you applied with big shoes and a red ball-nose.
2. I pay your salary young man!
3. So uh, you on the take or what?
4. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
5. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
