The top 5 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer, occifer!
2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people? You look like a macho man!
4. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.