Never Say This To An Officer Who Has pulled you over!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

The top 5 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer, occifer!

2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the village people? You look like a macho man!

4. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

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