Governor Chris Christie

Submitted by queen mudder

Thursday, 9 January 2014

New Jersey's answer to the Stay Puft marshmallow man has revealed his Plan B in case an anticipated White House 2016 presidential tilt doesn't quite work out:

'I'm thinking of developing a second string career in Hollywood musicals," the 30-something stone Republican said.

'Anyone wanna hear my Sound of Music rendition of 'How Do You Solve A Problem Like My Rear?'

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