Sperm ATMs Pretty Rough

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 26 December 2013

I think I'd hate to work at a sperm bank, especially after regular hours when they push it through one of the night deposits and sets off that Chug-a-lug ATM Machine. Then the next morning, trying to separate all that stuff.

My friend Herman worked there for two weeks and lost 30 pounds.

-I.B. Moleturd

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