Accidents

Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Grand Ma, Grand Dad says as he gets older he has more accidents.

That's true.

What sort of accidents?

Er, um, he falls over more often.

He says he makes a mess.

Oh. That's because he cuts himself when he falls. Lots of blood. Last time we had to go to Hospital to have his lip stitched.

That sounds terrible.

The worst part was waiting five hours to be seen. But they freeze your lip when they put the stitches in so you don't feel anything.

That's useful for my school essay on what I found out in my holidays.

I hope you teacher can't read between the lines.


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