I was driving along a blighted stretch of street the other day and pulled into a convenient store for refreshment. A tattooed boozehound ran up to me and this hideous woman said, "I'll do anything for ten dollars."
The wheels started spinning around in my head. There was one thing that I'd never had done for myself before. It was something I always fantasized about.
"You'll do anything?" I asked.
"Yes. Yes. Anything."
"You must be awfully thirsty," I said.
"Yes, I need a drink really bad."
Well I bought her a twelve pack and took her home.
And guess who had his house painted today?