The magic isn't completely gone from our marriage, but it used to be like going to the circus and seeing the clowns, watching the ladies in their small outfits walk the tightwire and then the big magic show with someone like David Copperfield and his lovely swim-suited women assistants disappearing and reappearing.
Now it's more light Cousin Elmer and his wife Edith and their nine kids getting out of a small Volkswagan, visiting for a week.
At The Present, I'd settle for my wife Sally becoming a contortionist.
Ringmaster Moleturd
