It's a really good thing that candy like M&M's come in a wrapper. If they didn't, they'd melt right in your hand instead of your mouth and you'd probably forget to wash them since you were busy and then you would sweat and the whole ugly mess would wind up on your forehead and who would want to live in a world like that?
So, that's the reason you see me hanging here from a beam!
-The Late I.U.2.B. Moleturd