Somebody Told: Else Why Would Everyone Start Calling Me "Fartsy Artsy?

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

You can't tell anyone any secrets these days. Either they can't keep their mouths shut or there is a mike under all the desks and chairs.

Let's face it, I can really stink up the office bad but it has something to do with having a redundant colon.

I may have given myself away. After all, that toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe ran all the way up the back of pants.

-I.M (Fartsy Artsy) Moleturd

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