You can't tell anyone any secrets these days. Either they can't keep their mouths shut or there is a mike under all the desks and chairs.
Let's face it, I can really stink up the office bad but it has something to do with having a redundant colon.
I may have given myself away. After all, that toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe ran all the way up the back of pants.
-I.M (Fartsy Artsy) Moleturd
