I'm Headed For The Big Freeze

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 8 December 2013

Boy, am I smart. I saved close to $60,000 on my cryonics bill by having
Crazy Bill the Discount Refrigerator King store me in one of his own outlets.

But just in case, my butcher and friend, Larry, says he'll store me in his big meat locker for nothing. I just hate the idea of hanging around all that time on a hook.

I.B. Readie

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